This world that we’re bringing children into where girls are more self conscious and terrified than they ever have been and then people say, “Oh, these girls are so fucking slutty! What are they doing now?” and it’s like, they’re damaged, terrible, ruined people that are over stimulated, and constantly surrounded by people more beautiful than them. They have magazines that make them hate themselves that are promoting musical artists that then sell songs that say ‘I love you.” in them. Do you know why all these songs about why “I love you! I love you!” are selling so well? ‘Cause these girls need that so desperately because they feel fucking hated by everything.
– Bo Burnham on WTF with Marc Maron (x)(Source: candywater)
Via Hello. I'm Jill.And they made a complete mockery of it. It has the real potential to open people’s eyes about the mythical creature of the sea that could possible be a real species. But instead they had “real scientists” on there explaining what they saw, which consisted of awful acting and obviously faked…
^ I was actually pretty intrigued by the documentary but ended up wasting two hours of my life as well when they tried to pass off this fake ass video as being real footage of an actual beached merperson…WTF…sorry just had to get that out even though I doubt anyone has any idea what I’m talking about.
I’m most like Belle! :)
Belle and Tinkerbell! I never noticed this before but I do have a lot in common with Tinkerbell haha
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Belle
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[x] You love to read.
[] You aren’t shy at all.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[x] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
[x] You love to take care of people in need.
[x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
Total: 7/10
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Rapunzel
[] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother.
[] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.
[x] You can get really bored.
[] You have/had very long hair.
[] Your hair is/was bright blonde.
[x] You’re an artsy person.
[x] You’re childish.
[x] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.
[x] You care about others and their feelings.
[x] You like to follow the rules.
Total: 6/10
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Tiana
[] You love to cook.
[x] You have big dreams for the future.
[x] You love to visit lakes and ponds.
[x] You are a hard worker.
[] Your favourite colour is green.
[] You don’t take mistreatment from anybody.
[x] You have a strong, passionate singing voice.
[] Your best friend is a little ditzy.
[x] You find ‘romantic’ stuff a bit cheesy.
[x] Overly flirty guys annoy you.
Total: 6/10
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Alice
[] You have/had a pet rabbit.
[] You love to play cards.
[x] You constantly know the time.
[] You get yourself in sticky situations.
[] You have been to a court.
[x] You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.
[] You have had a tea party.
[] You like hats.
[x] You’re often late.
[x] You know how to play croquet.
Total: 4/10
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Jasmine
[] Your dad is rich.
[] You are very clever.
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
[] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[x] You don’t have a lot of close friends.
[x] You’re independent.
[] You are wealthy.
[] Your parents try to control your life.
Total: 4/10
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Megara
[] Your boyfriend/crush is strong.
[] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before.
[] You are very convincing.
[] You have fallen in love before.
[x] You have had your heart broken.
[] You find an interest in Greek mythology.
[x] You lie sometimes.
[] You pretend to be someone you’re not.
[x] You have been used.
[x] Purple is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 4/10
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Ariel
[] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[] You’re the youngest in the family.
[] You have a lot of sisters.
[] You collect something.
[] You have/had long hair.
[x] You are adventurous.
[x] You’re extremely curious.
[] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
Total:2/10
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Aurora
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[x] You have a decent singing voice.
[] You like to sleep in late on the weekend.
[x] You spend most of your time outside.
[] You’re adopted.
[] You’re very romantic.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 4/9
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Cinderella
[] One of your parents has passed away.
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[x] You love to dress up.
[x] You love animals.
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[] Your mom is really strict.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[] You have/had blonde hair.
Total: 5/10
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Snow White
[] You know that you’re beautiful.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[] You have almost been killed.
[] You have at least seven good friends.
[] You’ve had food poisoning.
[x] You have/had short hair.
[x] You get along with almost everyone.
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
Total: 5/10
Tinkerbell
[x] You get jealous easily.
[x] You loved your childhood.
[x] You like to fly.
[] You believe in magic.
[] You are petite.
[] You hate pirates.
[x] You love sparkles.
[] People underestimate you.
[x] You get angry easily.
[x] You have/had a treehouse.
Total: 6/10
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Pocahontas
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[] You are more spiritual than religious.
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[x] One of your family members has passed away.
[] Your parents are very protective of you.
[] Someone you know has been in the war.
[x] You love nature.
[x] You have/had black hair.
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] You’re very adventurous.
Total: 6/10
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Mulan
[] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[] You have/had considered running away from home.
[] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[] A lot of your friends are boys.
[] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
Total: 1/9
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Esmeralda
[] You love to dance.
[] You’ve fallen in love with someone you hated at first.
[] You hate dogma (religious authority that oppresses).
[x] You are free-spirited.
[x] You have a fiery temper.
[] You love goats.
[] You like to be sexy.
[] You are involved in the taboo.
[x] You love rich colors and jewelry.
Total: 3/9
“This is supposed to be exciting. It’s your wedding - you only get a few of these!”
(Source: parliamoci)
Via Parliamoci.
